Now, what sort of ride are you offering the ladies? The Cyclone, The Steel Dragon, Thunder Dolphin, The Top Thrill Dragster, The Goliath, The Titan, The Collosos, El Toro, The Boss, The Beast, The Tennessee Tornado, The Intimidator, or...
The Kiddie Express at the County Fair?
Let's be honest, if a man has the potential to offer a woman "the ride of a lifetime," what woman is going to want to get on the Kiddie Express at the County Fair? Heck, there isn't even a height minimum to get on that one.
Think about that and see it from a woman's point of view. I mean honestly, don't you feel like you are riding on some intense form of roller coaster when you are having sex? Of course you are! Now, do you want to ride a "coaster" that you have to sign a health release before you even get on it, or would you rather get on a ride that's going to put you to sleep?
For, that's really the truth. Women have been known to actually fall asleep when having sex! Now, if that isn't the ultimate in Kiddie amusement electric train Rides for kids, I don't know what possibly is. Wouldn't you rather have her screaming from all of the thrills and excitement? Wouldn't you rather see her face flush-red with adrenalin and intensity? Wouldn't you rather have her get off of your ride and hardly be able to even stand or walk because her legs are like rubber? Wouldn't you rather give her the experience of her lifetime, so that all she can do is brag about you to all of her friends? Wouldn't you rather have her disembark your ride and then immediately get right back in line to ride your "coaster" again? Heck, wouldn't you just like her to "get off" from your amusement rides company?
Guys, you owe it to women to please them as much as you possibly can! Now, if your "coaster" is a bit of a sleep-inducer, then you need to take some measures to ensure that you turn it into a much more exciting, interesting, and orgasmic form of fun.
There are so many ways a guy can do this, it's impossible to get into all of them... For starters, why not engage in some oral sex? Spend some time oiling the tracks and she's sure to get a lot more enjoyment out of your rails.
Try getting in shape, quitting the junk food and sodas, cut out the booze and cigarettes, and tune up your ride so that you can be ridden longer, harder, and more often.
Making her ride more enjoyable is all part of the fun. Try multi-tasking while you're having sex. There are lots of ways you can use your fingers, toes, nose, and just about any part of your body to make that ride more memorable, more multi-orgasmic, and more enjoyable. Heck, if you can walk and chew gum at the same time, this'll be a piece of cake for you.
Now, about that Kiddie Ride... If your "coaster" is a little small in size, that's not a problem! For one, you can try out some of the aforementioned methods of making your ride an experience to never forget. However, by increasing your ride to one of the tallest and biggest roller coasters in the world is going to be the best way you can ensure a line a mile long, just begging to go for a ride...
This can be done via penis enlargement. We have found that the best method to increase the height and size of your ride is via a method called Penis Exercising. This is where a man builds his roller coaster using his original "coaster" to begin with. We start with the foundation and all the structures involved and we build upon them. This isn't done with a hammer or welding torch, the only tools you need for this job are your hands. One simply "works out" the penile structures by twisting, pulling, stretching, and squeezing them. Such methods help stretch the penis ligaments to greater lengths (this can help you get longer) and by squeezing more blood into the penis, we are able to encourage it to get bigger by its ability to hold more blood.
Guys, you owe it to your girlfriend to ensure that you and only you provide her with the ride of her life. Trust me, the more she enjoys it, the more you will, too.
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